“Yeah, well your mom’s so poor the ducks throw bread at her. ” “C’mon, now. Your mom jokes are old…almost as old as your mom. ” “Hey, let’s keep moms out of this. Especially since nobody wants to hang out around yours. ”
“Yo mama’s so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. ” “Yo mama’s so fat the sorting hat put her in the Waffle House. ” “Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves. ”
“Okay, you got me. At least your mom’s got me after school. ” “Nice one. Almost as nice as the dinner your mom made me last night. ” “You don’t want to talk about moms. Especially when I know yours so well. ”
“Your mom only has one problem. Unfortunately, it’s you. ” “Let’s not talk about moms here. She’s told me enough about you to know this won’t go well. ”
“Are you referring to Johnny Mama, because I don’t know them. I am a fan of their music, though. ” “Wait, seriously? You know Joseph Mama, too?!” “I don’t know why you’re poking fun at Joseph Mama. He’s a well-respected member of the community. ”
“I don’t get what that means. What is a Joe Mama?” “Huh? Come again now?” “Can you explain why this is funny…I don’t get what you’re getting at. ”
“I’ll let my mom know she’s invited. You should bring Seymour. ” (“Seymour who?”) “Seymour Butz. ” “Joe Mama will certainly be making an appearance. Do you know if Lou is coming?” (“Who is Lou?”) “Lou Ser. ”
“You dare besmirch my mother’s name?” “I will not stand for this insult. My mother is a goddess!” “I cannot understand why you’d insult my mother! This is a digression I will not allow, good sir!”
“Nice one. Alright, I walked into that haha. ” “Oh man, I walked right into that one…” “Holy smokes, I can’t believe I missed that. Nice move. ”
“Joe Mama, right? Is that where you’re going with this?” “I have no idea why you think you’re going to get me on a Joe Mama joke. ” “Joe Mama, very funny. ”
“What are you, six years old?” “Are you kidding me right now?” “Does this make you feel good about yourself?”
