“Just bumped into Kelsey at the corner store! You’ll never guess what we’re talking about 😏😏” “Guess who I ran into at the grocery store! Jordan says hi, btw 😉” “Just bumped into Collin on my way out of work…we talked for like 20 minutes 😜”
“You, me, matching tattoos? Made an appointment for us at 8 💕” “Dan said that you weren’t brave enough to go sky-diving, so I made a bet to prove him wrong. I scheduled a sky-diving session for you this weekend to settle the score! 😝” “I read this story about a couple who sewed themselves together so they can be connected forever. Wanna give it a try?”
“Guess who’s going to be a dad? 👶” (For bonus points, send a fake, grainy ultrasound picture to “prove” your story) “My dad found the condoms you left in my room 😰” “My mom read the texts you sent me last night…😫”
“I can’t believe you lied to me!! Steve just texted me this picture…😒” “OMG did you really think you could hide this from me?? 😡” In some cases, your fake accusation might inspire your BF to confess to something very real. You could also flip things around by sending him an “I haven’t been totally honest with you…” text. [1] X Research source
“Babe, I have some big news…my family is moving to Nepal next month. There’s enough room for you to stay with us in our apartment, though! 😍” (This type of message is especially effective if your BF hates traveling) “There’s no time to explain—my family and I are being put in witness protection at the end of the week. You can come with us, but you have to decide now. ”
“The septic tank in our backyard just exploded. My dad says we need all hands on deck for this—can you be here in 15? 💩” “Babe, help!!! I just checked our bank account balance and it says we only have $5…” “Help!! Two men just stuffed me in the trunk of their car and are asking for $10,000 😱”
“Found a spider crawling over your pillow…should I leave it there? 🤔🕷” “There may or may not be 1,000 ants marching through our bathroom right now…🐜” “This dude barfed all over the subway 🤢 Wanna see?”
“Whatever you do, don’t go in the basement. ” “I heard on the news that there’s a serial killer on the loose in our area…” “Don’t look now, but I think someone’s standing in your front yard. ”
“Totally joking!! Wish I could see your face right now 🤣” “Just kidding!! Did I scare you? 😏” “I’m joking, btw. Did you believe me? 😂”
The “why-because-and” formula is a pretty foolproof formula for a great apology. Explain why you’re apologizing to begin with, describe the reason (or the because) that you feel bad. Then, use and to explain how you’ll do better in the future. [3] X Research source You might say, “I’m really sorry for sending you that text because I know it freaked you out, and I’ll be more mindful of your boundaries in the future. ”
For example, your BF probably isn’t in the mood for a scary prank when he’s cramming for a big test.
There are plenty of creepy chain messages that you can paste and send to your boyfriend, like the “Story of Gina,” “Story of Tina,” and “Story of Lauren. ”[4] X Research source
If your beau is a big horror or thriller movie fan, send him some especially gruesome screenshots from iconic movies. Then, see if he can guess which movie it’s from!
