If you’re not too explicit at first, you can also just play it off and deny that you were even trying to send a sexy text if the person gets angry or accuses you of trying to start something. Just start with a sexual undertone. If you just say, “What’s up?” or “How are you?” it’ll be more difficult to transition to a sexy mindset. It’s better to set the tone right away so the person knows what to expect. You can also say, “I’m a little bored. I could use some excitement in my life. " Try this: “I saw a girl who looked just like you in this movie I was watching. She was really hot – but you’re even hotter. "
Don’t keep sending dirty texts if you get no response. If the person comes back to his or her phone to a slew of dirty text messages, that will just look weird. If the person isn’t into it, don’t try to pursue it. Just apologize quickly and move on with your day – there’s no need to make a big production of it.
“Hang on, let me put on some clothes. " “It’s so hot in here. I’m going to take my shirt off. " “What are you wearing on this balmy night?” “What if I showed you what I meant?” “Can you guess the color of my underwear?”
“I took off all my clothes. I’m just lying under a blanket now. " “I’d text you, but I’d rather close my eyes and imagine you were here. " “What would you do if you were next to me?” “It’s freezing in here. Why don’t you come keep me warm?” “Sorry it’s taking a while to text you back. My hands are a little busy. "
“If you were here, I’d start stroking your hair. But then I’d start stroking something else. . . " “I’m so excited I can barely text. " “I’m wearing this tight shirt. Do you want me to take it off for you?” “I’m taking off your belt – I’m thinking about whipping you with it. . . " “I just got out of the shower, so my hair is soaking wet. Do you have a towel?”
All you have to do is let loose and talk dirty until you’ve both orgasmed. You can say, “I want you to [verb] my [body part]. " This can make the sexy experience feel more real. Tell the person how your body feels during the exchange – describe every little sensation, even what you’re feeling in your toes.
“I’m trying to picture how hot you look, but I’d rather just see you in person. " “Why don’t you come climb into bed next to me? I want to see if it’s as good as I’m imagining it to be. " “I guessed the color of your underwear. But how will I know if I was right?” “Why don’t we continue this in person? I want to use my hands for something other than texting. " “Why don’t I drop in on you? I’ll be in the neighborhood anyway – if you want me to be. "
Don’t just say, “Bye!” or “See ya!” when you’re done texting. Say, “I can’t wait to text you again soon. " Or, “I’ll get in touch with you on another hot, lonely night. " Make the person want to hear more from you. Don’t switch to a non-sexy topic at the end of the conversation. Don’t say, “By the way, are you going to Kelley’s birthday party tomorrow?” Save that question for another time. If you’re ending the conversation because you’re going to see the person, just say, “I can’t wait to continue this in person” and make your way over to her place to take your dirty texting to a physical level.
